HUSBAND 1.0
Friday, June 22, 2007
♥ 9:14 AM
I thought this was cute...Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and
noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance
--particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which
operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable
programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5,
and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0.
and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and
House cleaning 2.5 simply crashes the system.
I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems,
but to no avail. What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package,
while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command:
"http: I Thought You Loved Me. htm" and try to download Tears 6.2 and
don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should
automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
But remember, over use of the above application can cause
Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5 Whatever you do,
DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background, that
will eventually seize control of all your system resources).
Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.
These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have
limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory
and performance. We recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7
Good Luck,
Tech Support
