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Friday, June 22, 2007
♥ 9:14 AM

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Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and

noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance

--particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which

operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable

programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5,

and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0.

and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and

House cleaning 2.5 simply crashes the system.

I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems,

but to no avail. What can I do?



Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package,

while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command:

"http: I Thought You Loved Me. htm" and try to download Tears 6.2 and

don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should

automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, over use of the above application can cause

Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5 Whatever you do,

DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background, that

will eventually seize control of all your system resources).

Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.

These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have

limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider buying additional software to improve memory

and performance. We recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7

Good Luck,

Tech Support


Sunny California
Happily Married 7yrs & enjoying my baby girl Aubree & excited for my baby boy due March 23

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