HUSBAND 1.0
Friday, June 22, 2007
♥ 9:14 AM
I thought this was cute...Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and
noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance
--particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which
operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable
programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5,
and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0.
and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and
House cleaning 2.5 simply crashes the system.
I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems,
but to no avail. What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package,
while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command:
"http: I Thought You Loved Me. htm" and try to download Tears 6.2 and
don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should
automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
But remember, over use of the above application can cause
Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5 Whatever you do,
DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background, that
will eventually seize control of all your system resources).
Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.
These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have
limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory
and performance. We recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7
Good Luck,
Tech Support
Let's forget this was suppose to be Wordless Wednesday
Thursday, June 21, 2007
♥ 7:23 AM
LET'S FORGET THIS WAS SUPPOSE TO BE WORDLESS WEDNESDAYI tried to do it on Wednesday, but by the time I got back from church- I forgot!
So let me set up these next pictures-Father of the Groom and Best Man- So what is he doing on a paddle boat on the lake 15 minutes before the wedding-in his Tux????
Ohh, moving the buoys (sp?) of course???? Actually, our family moved it the morning of the wedding and they made us move it back. So, since we are just the nicest out of town family we will just move it right before the wedding so there is no time to move it back. :)
Wedding/Vacation/Family Reunion
Monday, June 18, 2007
♥ 6:05 PM
Yes, it was all 3! A Perfect Wedding-Fun Family Reunion-Much Needed Vacation. So, where to begin....
My cousin Caleb got married in Missouri to Maggie aka Maegan (long story)- She is from Louisiana recently moved to Missouri. She moved out to CA after the wedding. 17 of our family members caught the red eye to Missouri. Here is us waiting for our plane to leave- Departing 12:55 A.M.
My sister Melissa trying to sleep on the chairs in the airport.
My Aunt Pat (Mother of Groom) and Cousin Lori trying to get any sleep they can.
Here we are (before trying to sleep) waiting for the guys to park the cars at LAX. My husband Tim, cousin Isaac, cousin Lori, and my little sister Emily.
We are finally on the plane-but that doesn't mean we can sleep! Here are Isaac, Emily, & Jessie about 5:30 a.m.-they literally just fell asleep.
1st Stop in Missouri- Waffle House! Here is my Aunt Paula, cousin Staci, Cousin Michelle and her husband Al.
I love this picture! Here are Isaac, Emily, Jessie, & Lori enjoying their waffles (especially Emily)!
We are finally at the Hotel-and who is waiting-the bride of course. Lots of hugs!
Here is the first of many family dinners. Lonestar! Tim and I.
Here is my sister Melissa, cousin Staci, and cousin Luke.
The next morning-family time! I was so excited to see our family from Georgia. Here is Emily and Lydia (2nd cousin). Poor Lydia was scared to death of everybody. She did let me hold her-Once- on the last day :)
The day of the wedding was beautiful.
The Bride and her Bridesmaids
The Groom with his Men
Everyone looked so good! My Aunt Paula, sister Melissa, Aunt Carol, cousin Lindsey, my mom, & Uncle Darrell
The morning of the wedding my husband was not a happy camper-being he spent 2 days of his vacation at the mall-so I had to cheer the poor baby up-or shut him up??? :) He had lost his wedding ring about 2 years ago and never replaced it. He had always wanted it tattooed on-so off to the tattoo shop we go. Here is the final product:
And this picture should be on the Wordless Wednesday thing. Actually, I will wait until Wednesday to show it. Yep-another commitment to blog again-this week!
Until then...
I'm Back-With Pictures!
♥ 5:35 PM
Okay, so the Spirit West Coast Pictures are a little late. So, much as gone on since then-but I will keep my promise and show the
SWC first-then get on with the rest of the month.
This is Barlow Girl. All girl "sister" band. Although I don't think any of them look alike. They have a great testimony. They stress not conforming to this world-especially dating and had a great message:
"God isn't calling the Qualified-He's qualifying the Called."
Here is Tim (husband) & my Mom waiting for BarlowGirl-and below them is Melissa (sister) and Lindsey (cousin).
This next band is Leeland. It is one of Tim's favorite bands. The lead singer is only 19!
Here are 2 more bands- Hawk Nelson and Delirious? Hawk is a punk alternative band and delirious? is worship. Delirious? always had crazy matching outfits. They are from the UK.
Next up... Caleb's Missouri Wedding/Family Reunion
